John: Is this thing on?

John: Okay, so.

John: I know this sounds a little weird.

John: But, have you ever heard of the video-game Doki Doki Literature Club

John: My son showed it to me.

John: Pretty messed up stuff.

John: But it got me thinking.

John: So, in the game there's this girl named Monika

John: She edits the code and causes the other girls to commit suicide.

John: So, I'm thinking.

John: What if we could weaponize that?

John: A weapon that preys on the enemies flaws and drives them to the edge.

John: Why fight a war, if you can make the enemy fight themselves?

John: Thus, I have created such a device.

John: I have named it the Variable Alteriator

John: I'll record my progress in developing it.

John: Beside, if I give another second to the Birch, I might just go crazy

05/12/11 - Test One

John: Seems that the device works temporarily

John: The brain has mechanisms to combat.

John: The most prominent is the ability to decieve ones self.

John: I have an idea

05/13/11 - Test Two

John: It worked.

John: I have scheduled a presentation.

John: I have also altered the VMI (Visual Mind Interlinker) and finally perfected the BIRCH

John: If all goes well with the VA, it's presentation will be right after the BIRCH

05/17/11 - Post Presentation

John: I have been fired.

John: Inhumane. . .

John: WE ARE KILLING THOUSANDS IN COMBAT

John: I guess having them do it themselves is cruel!

John: STUPID JUNK

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